"[The Eagles] had two big runs and three good deep shots. Other than that, we made 'em earn it . . . So really, take away the scoreboard, and it was about five plays that decided this game."
Micah Parsons said “if you take away the scoreboard the game would have been close” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/l7iMvSYLOV
Excellent point, Micah Parsons. When you think about it like that, did the Eagles really even win? Like, if you take away the 41-7 score and anything the Eagles did to make it 41-7?
To be fair, if you take away the last 29 seasons, the Dallas Cowboys are a dynasty. https://t.co/DorY2eO2Hs
Just fantastic, pharmaceutical-grade copium from Parsons on this loss. He's possibly messing with experimental copium developed by the U.S. military on this one. Copium 1000x stronger than anything that has previously graced the planet Earth.
Some reactions:
— 🎥 (@username102424) December 30, 2024
Even the Dallas beat reporter calling BS 😂 pic.twitter.com/XtUFoN9akG
This should be enough evidence to move him into the concussion protocol.
— Savage🇯🇲🦅 (@diane3785) December 30, 2024
Take away the scoreboard? Dallas had 5 turnovers and could not stop the Eagles second and third string QB from throwing TD’s while Saquon had over 160 yards.
Don't worry, Parsons. You'll be an Eagle one day.
Just don't bring this mindset with you.